add wruff shitpost ebuild

3 files changed, 19 insertions, 0 deletions

diff --git a/profiles/categories b/profiles/categories
index 836699c..b7a3e25 100644
--- a/profiles/categories
+++ b/profiles/categories
@@ -1 +1,2 @@
 plover-plugin
+sparkly-misc
diff --git a/readme.org b/readme.org
index 27c2d26..7534799 100644
--- a/readme.org
+++ b/readme.org
@@ -28,3 +28,9 @@ install =gui-apps/niri-screenshot-tools= for the awesome cool software
 that lets you annotate and upload your screenshots from niri (source
 [[https://codeberg.org/whenthesilly/niri-screenshot-tools][here]])! beware it's a live ebuild so you have to unmask it in your system
 portage config
+
+* shitposts
+=sparkly-misc/wruff= literally just puts a message saying "wruff!" as
+its post-installation task and does literally nothing else it doesn't
+actually install anything. i don't know why i did this to be honest. if
+you will use it i suggest don't add it to your world set just oneshot it
diff --git a/sparkly-misc/wruff/wruff-1.ebuild b/sparkly-misc/wruff/wruff-1.ebuild
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..9639db8
--- /dev/null
+++ b/sparkly-misc/wruff/wruff-1.ebuild
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+# Copyright 2026 Gentoo Authors
+# Distributed under the terms of the GNU General Public License v2
+
+EAPI=9
+
+DESCRIPTION="emits an animal sound that's literally all it does"
+SLOT="0"
+KEYWORDS="amd64 arm arm64 ppc ppc64 x86"
+
+pkg_postinst() {
+	elog "wruff!"
+}